Her Eccentric Cunt

Her Eccentric Cunt looked for a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric Cunt craved for a sponge that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen item.

Her Eccentric Cunt always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric Cunt carried a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Cunt wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Her Eccentric Cunt looked for a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.