My Naughty Cunt

My Naughty Cunt desired a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

My Naughty Cunt found a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

My Naughty Cunt searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Naughty Cunt needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

My Naughty Cunt searched for a set square to throw. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a set square being the item selected.

My Naughty Cunt craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.