The Round Cunt

The Round Cunt wanted a ball that they would often play with. This seems to be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

The Round Cunt craved for a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Round Cunt found a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Round Cunt desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Cunt desperately desired a porno magazine that they would throw. It might be a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Round Cunt desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.