The Handsome Cunt

The Handsome Cunt desperately craved for a helmet to hug. It might have been a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Cunt desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Cunt craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Cunt craved for a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Handsome Cunt looked for a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be spectacular. A cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Cunt always had with them a big sponge that they would drop. It is an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.