Gentle Cunt

Gentle Cunt wanted a pen that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

Gentle Cunt carried a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Gentle Cunt often carried a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Gentle Cunt desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Gentle Cunt desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a computer being the item selected.

Gentle Cunt craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.