The Little Cunt

The Little Cunt wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be an original proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Cunt owned a bottle of coke that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Little Cunt desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes worship. It should have been a strange activity, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

The Little Cunt often carried a hat that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Little Cunt wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Little Cunt carried a set of lego that they sometimes sit and look at. It was an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.