A Bewildered Cunt

A Bewildered Cunt desperately desired a bat that they would often worship. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be sublime. A bat having that done to it

A Bewildered Cunt always had with them a crown that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Cunt always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

A Bewildered Cunt desperately needed a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Cunt found a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

A Bewildered Cunt owned a little monkey to cuddle. This seems a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.