The Lucky Cunt

The Lucky Cunt often carried a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Lucky Cunt owned a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Cunt craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

The Lucky Cunt often carried a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Lucky Cunt carried a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Cunt wanted a melon that they liked to sleep with. This seems a funny idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a melon is the thing that was chosen.