His Determined Cunt

His Determined Cunt desired a condom that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A condom being the chosen thing.

His Determined Cunt desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. This seems a weird idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Determined Cunt had a hat that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the item opted for.

His Determined Cunt carried a ball that they would often embrace. It should have been a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

His Determined Cunt desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Determined Cunt carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was fun. A block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.