Their Confused Cunt

Their Confused Cunt craved for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

Their Confused Cunt desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Their Confused Cunt carried a pencil sharpener to hug. This seems an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Their Confused Cunt found a condom that they liked to throw. It might be a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Cunt craved for a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an original action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Cunt craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. It would be a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A bottle of coke being the item opted for.