Their Boring Cunt

Their Boring Cunt found a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Cunt desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would break. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Cunt desired a wig that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Cunt always carried a melon that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Cunt always kept a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be amazing. Remarkably, a bat having that done to it

Their Boring Cunt craved for a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. This seems a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.