Their Scary Cunt

Their Scary Cunt owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Their Scary Cunt desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Scary Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would hug. It might have been a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Their Scary Cunt craved for a magic 8 ball to worship. This is certainly an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Their Scary Cunt always carried a bottle of coke to put up their bum. This might appear to be a weird activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Their Scary Cunt desperately desired a dildo to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.