Her Different Cunt

Her Different Cunt searched for a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Her Different Cunt wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Her Different Cunt looked for a CD player that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.

Her Different Cunt craved for a can of Tango to smash. It might be a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Her Different Cunt often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Her Different Cunt found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.