The Exciting Cunt

The Exciting Cunt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Exciting Cunt desired a crown that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Cunt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would hug. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Cunt searched for a computer that they would experiment on. It should be an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Cunt wanted a computer that they would often share. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Cunt searched for a stretchman to eat. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.