The Silly Cunt

The Silly Cunt desperately desired a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Silly Cunt needed a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to select.

The Silly Cunt always carried a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Silly Cunt often carried a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat was the chosen item.

The Silly Cunt owned a mug that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Cunt wanted a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a stapler is the item to select.