Lucky Cunt

Lucky Cunt always had with them a computer that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a weird idea, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Lucky Cunt searched for a stapler that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Lucky Cunt found a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

Lucky Cunt desperately desired a tomato that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Lucky Cunt craved for a spade that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Lucky Cunt desperately wanted a rubber johnny to eat. This could be considered a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.