Lovely Cunt

Lovely Cunt had a sword that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword being the item selected.

Lovely Cunt desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Lovely Cunt desired a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Lovely Cunt owned a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Lovely Cunt found a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Lovely Cunt always had with them a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sword is the thing that was chosen.