Bewildered Cunt

Bewildered Cunt desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Cunt desperately looked for a tomato that they would often put up their bum. It might be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Bewildered Cunt carried a melon to break. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Bewildered Cunt always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

Bewildered Cunt desperately needed a vibrator that they would play with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Bewildered Cunt desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.