Eccentric Cunt

Eccentric Cunt always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Eccentric Cunt wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item selected.

Eccentric Cunt desired a dildo to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Eccentric Cunt found a mug to annihilate One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Cunt wanted a spade that they would often demolish. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Cunt desired a pint of beer that they would hug. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.