Naughty Cunt

Naughty Cunt found a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Naughty Cunt owned a cheese grater that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Naughty Cunt desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Naughty Cunt desired a dildo that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Naughty Cunt searched for a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Naughty Cunt carried a set of lego that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to select.