Her Boring Cunt

Her Boring Cunt desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Cunt desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. It is an odd operation, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Her Boring Cunt always carried a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Cunt always kept a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Cunt always carried a helmet that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen item.

Her Boring Cunt searched for a mug that they would play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.