The Confused Cunt

The Confused Cunt owned a porno magazine to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Confused Cunt desired a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Cunt always had with them a set of lego that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Confused Cunt always had with them a set of lego that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Cunt desperately wanted a sword that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was entertaining. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Cunt desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.