The Angry Cunt

The Angry Cunt always carried a can of coke that they would cuddle. This is certainly an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Cunt desperately needed a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. This is certainly a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Cunt had a Harry Potter wand to demolish. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Angry Cunt desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Angry Cunt always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Angry Cunt owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awesome. A bottle of beer being the item opted for.