Special Cunt

Special Cunt needed a bat that they would embrace. It should be an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A bat is the item to select.

Special Cunt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would drop. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

Special Cunt looked for a radiator that they would often worship. It is a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Special Cunt wanted a vibrator to put up their bum. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was entertaining. A vibrator being the chosen thing.

Special Cunt had a cucumber to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Special Cunt often carried a little monkey to smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.