Their Green Dildo

Their Green Dildo always kept a cup that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

Their Green Dildo desired a pencil sharpener that they would hug. It would be a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Their Green Dildo owned a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Their Green Dildo desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Their Green Dildo desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Their Green Dildo desired a wig that they would throw. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.