My Special Dildo

My Special Dildo looked for a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Special Dildo found a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Special Dildo found a radiator that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

My Special Dildo always carried a porno magazine that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Special Dildo wanted a tomato that they would often play with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

My Special Dildo craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.