A Eccentric Dildo

A Eccentric Dildo needed a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Dildo always kept a sponge to rub on his belly. It would have been an odd thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

A Eccentric Dildo owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It might be an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Eccentric Dildo wanted a cheese grater that they would often demolish. This seems a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Dildo always had with them a wig that they would eat. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.

A Eccentric Dildo always kept a helmet to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was out of this world. A helmet is the item to select.