Their Square Dildo

Their Square Dildo wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Their Square Dildo always had with them a CD player that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

Their Square Dildo desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

Their Square Dildo always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Dildo owned a bag of flour to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A bag of flour of all things.

Their Square Dildo carried a lava lamp to drop. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.