A Stupid Dildo

A Stupid Dildo had a cup that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was fun. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

A Stupid Dildo desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Dildo desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Dildo often carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Dildo wanted a porno magazine that they liked to break. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.

A Stupid Dildo always carried a stretchman that they would annihilate This seems a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.