Curious Dildo

Curious Dildo desperately searched for a rubber chicken to share. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Curious Dildo found a cup that they would break. This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be magnificent. A cup is the item to choose.

Curious Dildo owned a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Curious Dildo desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Curious Dildo desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Curious Dildo desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.