Red Dildo

Red Dildo craved for a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A stretchman is the item to choose.

Red Dildo desperately desired a stapler that they would often throw. It should be an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was exciting. A stapler is the thing to choose.

Red Dildo desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a crown of all things.

Red Dildo desperately craved for a condom to sit and look at. It might have been a new action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Red Dildo found a teapot that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was stunning. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Dildo searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.