The Stupid Dildo

The Stupid Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It is a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Dildo wanted a computer that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo craved for a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. A toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Dildo needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Dildo desperately desired a mug that they would often put up their bum. It is an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.