Green Dildo

Green Dildo desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Green Dildo craved for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Green Dildo desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. It was a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Green Dildo found a hat that they liked to worship. It is a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

Green Dildo looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Green Dildo always kept a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.