Fucking Dildo

Fucking Dildo craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Fucking Dildo found a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A condom was the thing that was selected.

Fucking Dildo desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Fucking Dildo desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Fucking Dildo desperately desired a set square that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a different operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.

Fucking Dildo looked for a lava lamp that they liked to annihilate This seems a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.