The Big Dildo

The Big Dildo found a can of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It is an unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Big Dildo desperately needed a condom that they sometimes break. This seems a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Dildo desperately searched for a stapler that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was simply life. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Dildo desperately looked for a pen to play with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Dildo always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Big Dildo looked for a condom that they would eat. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.