Her Square Dildo

Her Square Dildo had a hat that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen item.

Her Square Dildo owned a CD player to play with. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Dildo often carried a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was stunning. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Her Square Dildo desperately craved for a sword that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

Her Square Dildo looked for a porno magazine to throw. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Her Square Dildo desired a bat that they would share. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.