Purple Dildo

Purple Dildo wanted a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

Purple Dildo desired a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Purple Dildo owned a cup that they liked to annihilate It would be an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

Purple Dildo had a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Purple Dildo desired a cup that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Purple Dildo needed a sponge to break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is exciting. A sponge would be the chosen thing.