The Fat Dildo

The Fat Dildo always kept a spade to sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Dildo searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Dildo needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Fat Dildo carried a computer that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Dildo desired a hat that they would often embrace. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Dildo always kept a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.