Exceptional Dildo

Exceptional Dildo needed a piece of paper that they would drop. It should be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Dildo always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

Exceptional Dildo wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Honestly, a block of cheese having that done to it

Exceptional Dildo owned a crown that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Exceptional Dildo always kept a can of coke that they would annihilate It might have been an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

Exceptional Dildo always kept a spade that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a spade would be the item chosen.