Exceptional Dildo

Exceptional Dildo always kept a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Exceptional Dildo needed a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.

Exceptional Dildo desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Exceptional Dildo desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Exceptional Dildo desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would eat. It should be a different proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Exceptional Dildo desperately searched for a mug that they would play with. It might have been a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a mug is the thing to opt for.