Her Handsome Dildo

Her Handsome Dildo desperately desired a sponge that they liked to smash. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Dildo found a little monkey that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Her Handsome Dildo desperately looked for a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Dildo often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

Her Handsome Dildo looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. It would be a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Her Handsome Dildo desperately searched for a condom to embrace. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.