Their Fat Dildo

Their Fat Dildo wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Dildo looked for a helmet that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Dildo desperately desired a stapler to put in the bath with him. It is a weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Their Fat Dildo always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Dildo desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman being the item selected.

Their Fat Dildo needed a sack of potatoes that they would hug. This seems a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.