His Little Dildo

His Little Dildo searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Little Dildo looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

His Little Dildo desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was awesome. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

His Little Dildo desperately needed a stapler that they would worship. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

His Little Dildo always carried a lava lamp to annihilate This is certainly a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

His Little Dildo often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.