A Brainy Dildo

A Brainy Dildo desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Brainy Dildo craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It is a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Dildo desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

A Brainy Dildo always kept a bottle of coke that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

A Brainy Dildo always kept a custard pie that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to select.

A Brainy Dildo found a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a new operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was spectacular. A teapot is the item to choose.