Their Silly Dildo

Their Silly Dildo desired a lava lamp that they would often hug. It is considered to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be breathtaking. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

Their Silly Dildo desperately needed a melon that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Silly Dildo carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Their Silly Dildo wanted a spade that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Their Silly Dildo always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Their Silly Dildo wanted a toilet brush to put up their bum. It would be a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.