Worrisome Dildo

Worrisome Dildo desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Worrisome Dildo always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. It would have been a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

Worrisome Dildo desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be entertaining. A bat was the item that was selected.

Worrisome Dildo had a big sponge that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

Worrisome Dildo always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

Worrisome Dildo desperately searched for a bag of flour to smash. It might have been an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.