Retarded Dildo

Retarded Dildo always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Dildo looked for a little monkey that they sometimes break. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to select.

Retarded Dildo desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Dildo desired a can of coke that they would break. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Dildo desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

Retarded Dildo found a mug that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug of all things.