The Red Dildo

The Red Dildo searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Red Dildo had a pencil sharpener that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was fun. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Red Dildo often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Red Dildo desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Dildo desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Dildo searched for a lava lamp to eat. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.