A Grumpy Dildo

A Grumpy Dildo owned a set square that they would worship. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Dildo owned a spade to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Dildo wanted a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Dildo owned a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Dildo always had with them a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Dildo found a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.