Confused Dildo

Confused Dildo desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. It is a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Confused Dildo always carried a computer that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Dildo desperately craved for a set square that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was magnificent. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Dildo carried a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

Confused Dildo desperately needed a condom that they sometimes eat. This seems a funny action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Confused Dildo desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.